The weird thing is that Chespin itself isn’t even necessarily that bad. The poor Spiny Nut Pokémon never stood a chance. On top of being some vague form of unidentifiable, shelled rodent, it was introduced to the Pokémon series in X & Y, meaning it was burdened with the unfortunate circumstance of being unveiled to the world alongside the mischievous little frog that would eventually become Greninja. It’s easy to feel a bit sorry for Chespin. Here’s every single Pokémon starter, ranked from worst to best. We apologise for any inconvenience caused – this is just too big a breakthrough to disclose the details. This, reader, is the only correct Pokémon starter ranking that has ever been published, compiled using complex, highly secretive cutting-edge science that we are unfortunately incapable of revealing the methodology behind at this time. Even thinking about opening this can of Wurmple is a surefire way of instigating pure chaos.įortunately, we’ve decided to impose order on that chaos. While 26 starters might not seem like a whole lot, everyone in the world could have their own unique ranking and nobody would ever be happy with anyone else’s. Agreeing to rank every Pokémon starter is basically the same thing as offering to be the main course at a restaurant full of starving humans.
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